Figure out a secondary income stream... Start with bodily products and move outward. Once I start sending out the pictures of Ace people will line up for that baby batter. Fool Proof!
9) Go for more family bike rides. This one relies on other people, too but I want to go for some nice long rides in 2006. I put close to 2000 miles on my legs last year. I want that to happen again.
10) Make more videos. I have some more ideas in the pipeline and I need to get them out faster than one every other year.
11) Work better. I know I can streamline my job even more! HOW!?! HOW DAMN YOU!!!
12) All other resolutions will fit under the #12 provision also known as the "Ain't gonna happen so why bother clause."
Happy New Year
Saturday, December 31. 2005
Happy New Year 2006
Just rang in the new year & decided it was time to share my awesome resolutions begin now!
In 2006 I will:
1) Take a class at Columbia. The fucking shit it like $150 for a $4000 class. Why have I passed up until now? Because I am retarded.
2) I will rape a bear. Pretty self explanatory.
3) Look for a better job. If bear raping doesn't pay as much as I am thinking.
4) Finally learn one of the stupid computer programs I bought the instructional books for. I'm looking at you Photoshop, DVD Studio Pro & something else I bought the book for. Probably After Effects (we know that ain't happening.) No, wait, it was Motion. Again, probably not happening.
5) Take another improv class.
6) Revamp my website to be less shitty. I haven't touched the front page of my website in like 4 years. So sad.
7) Learn how to fix more shit around the house. It's pathetic that I don't know how to fix a door knob. Last year we spent way too much $ on having someone come to fix shit around here. NO MORE!
Figure out a secondary income stream... Start with bodily products and move outward. Once I start sending out the pictures of Ace people will line up for that baby batter. Fool Proof!
9) Go for more family bike rides. This one relies on other people, too but I want to go for some nice long rides in 2006. I put close to 2000 miles on my legs last year. I want that to happen again.
10) Make more videos. I have some more ideas in the pipeline and I need to get them out faster than one every other year.
11) Work better. I know I can streamline my job even more! HOW!?! HOW DAMN YOU!!!
12) All other resolutions will fit under the #12 provision also known as the "Ain't gonna happen so why bother clause."
Happy New Year
Figure out a secondary income stream... Start with bodily products and move outward. Once I start sending out the pictures of Ace people will line up for that baby batter. Fool Proof!
9) Go for more family bike rides. This one relies on other people, too but I want to go for some nice long rides in 2006. I put close to 2000 miles on my legs last year. I want that to happen again.
10) Make more videos. I have some more ideas in the pipeline and I need to get them out faster than one every other year.
11) Work better. I know I can streamline my job even more! HOW!?! HOW DAMN YOU!!!
12) All other resolutions will fit under the #12 provision also known as the "Ain't gonna happen so why bother clause."
Happy New Year
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