Black Hestry Mumf

February has crawled into place and with it came this dumb beard I have been growing. It's probably the longest it's ever been. I haven't shaved since I had that crazy stomach flu so like 3 weeks now. I would shave but the only shaving cream I have is Jodi's leg shaving cream which smells weird and intense like perfume and I have some old like "fancy gel" shaving cream Jodi bought me ages ago in one of her attempts to introduce me to another level of personal products. I's okay shaving gel I guess but when I use it I seem to have a higher percentage of ingrown or irritated hairs or something. Something ain't right about it. Gimme my Egde Gel and I'll be happy. I almost broke down and shaved this morning. But as I was looking in the mirror I was hit with the same urge I always have when my beard grows in. And thats to shave my beard in a really stupid way. Like should I give myself the weird Ohmish beard I had? I preferred to call it a robot jaw beard. Or should I give myself a John Waters moustache? I balked. More thought must go into stupid bearditry.

On Saturday I subbed in as cameraman on the latest AcidTest.tv studio shoot. It was a good time. Funny improv and nice lively conversation. I was hanging out with people from the dearly departed sketch group YOUR MOM that I used to be in. Funny people.

My train ride home wasn't funny though. The stupid 1 train inexplicably slowed down between Franklin and Chamber street. It went so slow in fact that the 2/3 train flew by and I missed it at Chambers. Why did it go so slow? There may or may not have been actual workers on the tracks but I doubt it. I ended up waiting 50 minutes for the next express into brooklyn. If I didn't have my iPod Video to watch Aqua Teen Hungerforce I probably would have lost my mind.

It's retardedly cold here in NYC. We've had broken windows in our bedroom for like a year. Not like shattered glass but one one stay open and the other one won't snap into the frame right so it's always got a draft. That was totally evident this morning as there was a large spot on the window where steam from the shower wasn't sticking showing up. I put a towel up there and it kind of stopped it. Now I have a freezing cold towel but at least the draft is less.

I started watching the Louis C.K. sketch show that was on HBO last year "Lucky Louie" on the way to work this morning. It was actually pretty funny. I don't think it caught on. It's pretty foul mouthed, he plots are a little weird and the characters are pretty unlikeable. I do like that Laura Kightlinger is in it. She was one of my favorite comedians in the 90's. She's just got a really fucked up sense of humor.

Since i got the video iPod I have been pounding through the media. catching up on all the shows I don't have time for. It's been great! However I have totally stopped reading the paper...So not caught up on current events but I've seen all the Frisky Dingos and Assy McGee's I can handle.

Word.