KingLou Drops Science 2.0

In the dumpster across the street from our apartment for the last 2 weeks has been a sky blue toilet. Obviously someone decided it was time for a change in crapper. But everytime I see it I think, "Why the hell would you want a sky-blue toilet." The only explaination I can think of is that the person has a fanasty that they are actually shitting in the sky and that their feces will forever enjoy an eternal sky blue freefall. I am sure some people might say "Lou, it's probably because it was part of a matching set to decore the bathroom for some sor of decorative effect." To you I say "Fuck off." Thats the easy answer. I'm looking for hard or "wrong" answers. Another thing about the sky blue toilet is that it has been partially smashed. The water tank looks like someone busted out of it from the inside. I kind of think this was done to ensure passersby don't just use it. Kind of how they are required to take refridgerator doors off so kids don't play hide & seek in them and die. They probably want to make sure people aren't like "Hey, a sky blue toilet... well no one around... I've always wanted to free my poop into an never-ending free fall in a heavenly blue sky...*unzip*" I am glad this isn't happenig, too. Recall I said I can see it from my apartment. That is something I don't need to see.