King Lou - Rainmaker

Thats right! Not only did I help Obama get elected by posting outrageous videos and scattered rants but I also helped Madagascar 2 make it to to NUMBER ONE at the box office! Three tickets for HISTORY PLEASE! BOOYAH! Yes I used that onemonepia in consecutive posts.

So Fernandez baby #2 still isn't here yet. I know thats been America's obsession right after "what kind of doggy will the Obama's get? I GOTTA KNOW!". So hold tight America! Both a baby and a puppy will come. Just be patient! Jodi is convinced that this baby is going to go the distance and wait until right before Thanksgiving. I think it's going to come before there but I'm in no rush. We're having more of our water pouring down from the ceiling our bathrooms nonsense. Our upstairs neighbor has been vehemently denying that its her fault but they went up today and found standing water all over her bathroom and grout missing all over the place. I have no idea what the deal is. All I know is that someone keeps having to come and bust out my ceiling to fix it and thats super wackness.

My problems with Time Warner Cable continue. I'm still trying to get my refund for getting double charged for the baseball package and now I cancelled my movie channels today and they somehow fucked my signal so that now I only get basic cable. Seriously their system is just total crap thats run by super doofuses. So now I have to call TWC after I get home from darts tonight. ASSHOLES!

Back to politics. The Republicans are still sticking to the stupid talking points that didn't get them elected. They keep talking about Marxism and Communism and Hitler. Don't they pay attention to Godwin's Law? They need to get their computers up on the intertubes and learn some shit. I mean there are some really progressive voices and conciliatory people out on both sides of the aisle suggesting that we can get some really important work done right now and the Right Wing media is just jumping on people for communism and other nonsense. Its hard to put into words how baffled I am by that sentiment. The Right keeps trying to claim and define patriotism as something only their ideals meet. When anyone suggests something that isn't a faith/fear based, free market, deregulation favoring idea they are labeled as a commie hitler anti-christ. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is a republican who actually changed his tune somewhat after the people of California trounced some of his dumb early ideas, came out and said some very unity oriented things and got slammed. These people are just so desperate to have something to rail against it's pathetic. Next thing you know Rush Limbaugh is going to scratch a B on is face in the mirror and say he was raped.