KingLou Drops Science 2.0

Gotta love it! Sorry I had to leave the countdown in. Without it somehow youtube was putting the whole mess out out of sync. Now, go get yourself a bowl of hot steamy oatmeal.

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Yeah... YouTube... keep covering your ass.

My bit from Blizzcon finally got published so here it is!



Thanks to my pal, Dustin for hooking me up with the gig!

I thought I'd actually hear my voice but I guess I am too sexy for Attack of the Show. Look for me around 1:30 mark.



So my friend Ian commented

so they stole your well-fleshed-out (pun misintended) satire idea as if it were their own? That's arguably worse than the NY1 morning news featuring tight views of that morning's newspapers.

Yeah... I guess they kinda did. Well thats basically what TV does these days anyway. I'm about 13 minutes away from the full 15 at this point! Lets go fame!

I... I can barely deal with what is happening here in the USA as we come closer to these midterm elections. Shit is getting crazy. All this Tea Party shit is for the birds! It's scary, hyper-conservative nonsense and the scariest part is the GOP is getting on board all over the place. I mean can you believe that people are still saying Obama is a Kenyan, Marxist, Socialist freak with no birth certificate? The right wing has lost its collective mind and just seems content to go apeshit and scream about the decaying of society and so on.

I mean who the fuck is talking about making politicians swear BLOOD OATHS or whatever. Whats next? Pinky Swearing?

Not only is "The Contract with America" being renewed but its old author Newt Gingrich is back saying some of the dumbest shit possible. I mean I think it's great that Bill Clinton is out there scolding him for saying shit like "Obama is channeling Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior" but that stuff is actually hitting the brains of some people and sinking in. How stupid do you have to be to hear that and say "Oh yeah... he does have an anti-colonial streak in him... That Obama is ruining the country!"

Kill the Dept of Education? Kill Social Security? What the hell is wrong with you people. You make me sick.

OHIO Is FUBAR. Serious stupidity is happening again as we ramp up to the November elections. I am really confounded at what the hell is happening here in the US. You'd think Obama actually did live up to the dreams of the young people who elected him into office instead of towing the old lines and keeping things even steven. I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with these people. They are whipped into an insane frenzy and is scary as hell. Here's the survey that one group is sending to OHIO Conservatives who are running for office. Some of these questions are just dumb and so childishly ignorant it makes me want to slap whoever wrote them.

Now let’s hear those 15 questions. (The document states that the respondents should give one of the following answers: A = Agree; D = Disagree; U = Undecided; A* = Pro-life with exceptions of Rape or Incest, * = Added comments; NR = No Response; CR = Incumbents Conservative Rating.)

1. The Right to Life is a Constitutional right, therefore innocent human beings should have legal protection from conception until natural death. If you hold any exceptions please state them.
2. The regulation of Carbon Dioxide in our atmosphere should be left to God and not government and I oppose all measures of Cap and Trade as well as the teaching of global warming theory in our schools.
3. Marriage is defined as being between a man and a woman, any other type of Union is not marriage.
4. Children should not be placed into foster homes where the parents are homosexual, bisexual, or transgender.
5. Parental consent should be required for sex education that teaches more than direct abstinence.
6. The second Amendment to the Constitution [the right to keep and bear arms] should not be weakened in any way.
7. Only US citizens should be allowed to vote and a photo ID should always be required to vote. (The Mexican government requires a photo ID and fingerprint).
8. I oppose Ohio’s State Income Tax.
9. I oppose the Obama Health Care Reform and would like to see more affordable healthcare through a competitive, open, and transparent system.
10. I oppose the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy of the military and believe that all same sex partners should be banned from combat duty in the military because of the propensity to transmit blood-borne diseases in the theatre of battle.
11. I support a law that will allow the people to place on a ballot all collective bargaining agreements of all government associations, unions, and guilds, for their expressed approval. Defeat of such an agreement would mean government workers would not be immune from the free market system.
12. I oppose card check for voting to implement a Union as this could give unions an unfair intimidation tactic to implement unionisation.
13. I am not an economic pacifist. I believe that we need to protect our economic borders in order to ensure free and fair trade. Tariffs should be used to stop the wealth and jobs of Americans from leaving her borders.
14. The Federal Reserve as it is currently conceived needs to be abolished or at the very least audited.
15. I advocated moving our currency to a debt-free supply-side labour-based currency.

The email’s author, the Freedom Institute Steering Committee member Jon P. Morrow, tells candidates to “please keep it short sweet and simple” as their answers will “reach 1,000+ Republicans and at least 4.000+ Independents that have a history of voting conservatively.”

This is is from a facebook page called "The Pee Farty Hatriots." It made me chortle.

I am going to drink only the finest beverages from this internet meme.

I woke up to this today

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That video has been up for more than a year and features no actual porn in it. Blurred shots of porn sites but no actual beaver or sex or anything. I'm feeling super annoyed at YouTube, Google and their absurd "Community Standards." Google made me take adsense off of loureads.com because of the topics I cover. Another affiliate website rejected me for a t-shirt sales account because they consider loureads.com an adult site. Super fucking lame. Stupid fake puritanical society.

Anyway here's another video I posted. Don't be afraid. No hardcore nudity to shock you...

Hey ya'll I made a new video. It's been a year since I did it and I forgot what fun it is. Enjoy.

Warning this will ruin your day.



From COLLATERAL MURDER

5th April 2010 10:44 EST WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad -- including two Reuters news staff.

Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-site, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue were also seriously wounded.


The military did not reveal how the Reuters staff were killed, and stated that they did not know how the children were injured.

After demands by Reuters, the incident was investigated and the U.S. military concluded that the actions of the soldiers were in accordance with the law of armed conflict and its own "Rules of Engagement".

Consequently, WikiLeaks has released the classified Rules of Engagement for 2006, 2007 and 2008, revealing these rules before, during, and after the killings.

He's like,"TIME TO TAKE A NAP, BITCH!"

Good Stuff!

I found through a forum I frequent that a well known east coast head shop is having a raffle to benefit haiti.

RAFFLE FOR HAITI.

We at Kulture were extremely pleased with the response from our auctions to benefit Haiti in this great time of need. We also had several blowers and people in the industry ask us if they could help and donate some things to Kulture. We decided that we would take these items, add some of our own and create the "Ultimate Smokers Package" for you to win. So here you have it. Kulture is trying to raise $5000 to donate to Haiti. We are raffling off the "Ultimate Smokers Package". We are selling 1000 $5 raffle tickets, limit 10 per person. 100% of the monies collected will go to Doctors Without Borders. One lucky person will win this package. This package includes...

19" Etched 7mm Sheldon Black Straight from Kulture
Extreme Digital Vape with Remote and Large Space Case from Kevin @ 5 Star Distributors
Worked Sherlock from Bob @ All About It
Worked Dry from DEW
Curly Horny Solo Spliffster from Boxfan

We will have a live drawing at Kulture Southside Thursday February 18, 2010 @ 4:20 PM and invite you all to be there as we select the winner! You do not need to be present to win, but must be 18 years of age or older. We also will not ship to PA or Iowa. If you are mailing in your payment please send an email to sales1@kultureva.com and let us know how much you are sending so we can be on the lookout.

Payments can be made out to "Kulture" and mailed in via money order to:
Kulture Cares
10621 Hull St. Rd.
Midlothian, VA 23112

You can also buy your tickets in person at any Kulture location.

If you smoke herbs thats a pretty nice deal (if you win). So if you're thinking that you want to help but also want to possibly win a ton of weed smoking equipment then go hogwild! Eh, either way it's going to charity.